So as you know I have decided that the time is right to move to Iran. A few friends and relatives have expressed concern and outright indignation at my decision so I will lay out some of my reasoning for the move here, let you get inside my head on this one.
Top 10 reasons why I’m moving to Iran.
1. Cheap gas
2. Drugs are legal
3. Easier to visit my cousin Borat in Kazakhstan
4. Persian babes
5. No hip hop
6. They invented everything
7. Dudes run the show
8. Get to wear pajamas all the time
9. Beard connoisseur’s paradise
10. Tie: No boring Jesus/Turbans are awesome